Top 40 reasons, in no particular order, why you retire from War Metal:
Wrote by David Rowdel (Some names and references had been censored by containing offensive references to real people)
Inspired in the original Top 40 reasons, in no particular order, to be killed by J. Fletcher.
Inspired in the original Top 40 reasons, in no particular order, to be killed by J. Fletcher.
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1) If you can't solo a swarm, you should retire.
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2) If you are targeted as a CB or a ghost, you should retire.
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3) If you get chained by some people, you should retire.
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4) If you think the drop rate of a certain unit is too low, you should retire.
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5) If you whine, you should retire.
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6) If you whine more, you should post a super long rant and retire.
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7) If you can't get Natasha to progress on, you should retire.
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8) If you think devs nerfed seraph, you should be chained and retire.
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9) If you refuse to buy WC and you think WM is too hard, you should retire.
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10) If you can't get enough Rhinos to go on, you should retire.
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11) If you think the drop rate for Talos tokens is too low, you should retire.
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12) If you have a terrible formation, you should retire.
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13) If you accidentally hit with wrong force, you should be chained and retire.
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14) If you have few allies, you should retire.
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15) If you think Titans are impossible to kill, you should retire.
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16) If you don't have the god unit Apollo, you should retire.
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17) If you just reached level 1k, you should retire, honorably.
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18) If you think the newest WC units are too strong but you don't have WC, you should retire.
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19) You might retire for no reason.
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20) If you read A*** ****z's rant and agreed, you should retire.
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21) If you have never retired before, you should retire to feel what it is like.
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22) If you think A*** ****e is a lazy money-sucker, you are smart and hence you should retire.
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24) If you think A*** ****e is a good dev, you should be sent to asylum and retire.
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25) If you think Black Lithids are too hard, you should retire.
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26) If you wasted over 1k WC but only get 2 Talos tokens, you should retire, sadly.
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27) If you think Pulsebots or Pathrazers are too hard to get, you should retire.
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28) If you lose more in faction wars, you sucks and you should retire.
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29) If you get kicked out of your faction for no reasons, you should retire.
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30) If you think V***** *****a is the king of War Metal, you are a gay and you should retire.
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31) Some of us are losers in real life - they may retire for no reason.
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32) If you want to retire, you should retire.
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33) If you think the Power token and Talos token looks exactly the same, you are clever and you should retire.
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34) If you think Xanadu looks like a tumored c**k, you should retire.
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35) If you want to suck S****l's c**k, you should join ### and retire.
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36) If you think Fire Cataclysm tokens are too hard to get, you should retire.
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37) If you wasted tons of WC for War Packs but only got craps, you should retire, sadly.
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38) If you think this is actually the #38 reason on the list, you are dumb and you should retire.
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39) If you ask why there's no 23th reason, you are too smart and hence you should retire.
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40) If you are named A*** ****z, you should retire again and again.
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and finally, one bonus reason, perhaps the biggest:
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Moths are too hard- it's your duty to retire.
Moths are too hard- it's your duty to retire.